Program in C (Parody song)

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Once upon a time, @Cinememer wrote some alternative lyrics to “Under The Sea”. I couldn’t resist singing them!

I unfortunately lost the audio files for this. Oh well.

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ktls now under the rustls org

What’s a ktls

I started work on ktls and ktls-sys, a pair of crates exposing Kernel TLS offload to Rust, about two years ago.

kTLS lets the kernel (and, in turn, any network interface that supports it) take care of encryption, framing, etc., for the entire duration of a TLS connection… as soon as you have a TLS connection.

For the handshake itself (hellos, change cipher, encrypted extensions, certificate verification, etc.), you still have to use a userland TLS implementation.